Signal Boost - Have You Done Your Kegels Lately?

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Did you know that both women and men can do kegel exercises?

If you're suffering from event or age related sexual dysfunctions and frustrations, whether you're recovering from childbirth, surgery, going through menopause, or experiencing weaker erections - you should be doing kegels.  Eventually we will all suffer from age related sexual woes, and kegels can help turn back the clock.

If you're young - kegels are still for you!  You can make sex better for you and your partner.  Not only will you have a tight vagina or a firm erection, you can prevent issues like incontinence from ever happening.


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Quickie Review of Julep May Box - Jazz Collection Full Set

Posted by Miss.Anthropic | Posted in | Posted on 6:11 AM

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I'm still very, very busy with unpacking, painting, etc, and will probably still be busy for several weeks.  I'm really missing painting my nails, but honestly my hands are in awful shape right now and if I took the time to paint them right now, they'd be shredded off in one day.  Maybe my toes soon.  But I could not resist at least  taking a look at my Julep box.

This is the first month I upgraded to the full set, and I'm somewhat having buyer's remorse, but there are a few great ones in here.

Original

Gabrielle - dusty dark purple creme - very opaque, may be a one-coater, nice but unfortunately closer to some polishes I already own than I realized, for one it's pretty close to Barry M Dusky Mauve

Alice - dusty yet slightly frosty lilac creme - I don't actually have many light purples, so a good addition for me

Coco - oxblood jelly/creme - I had a bad feeling this was going to not differentiate itself from the several other oxbloods I own and I was right, and not a superior formula either.  A very boring oxblood.

Myrtle - classic red jelly/creme - This one I like more than I thought I would.  Absolutely the most perfect and flattering classic red.  It has pink undertones, like the red lipstick in the set and the two should work well together, and look good on anybody.  A little thin though, going to need several coats for opacity.

Millie - navy blue creme (maybe a bit of purple undertone) - Not hugely different from Eloise, though Eloise is more of a dark peacock blue.  Very opaque, 1-2 coats should do it.

Clara - flesh-y pastel peach creme - I don't care for this color and not sure how much use I will get out of it. I can't see this being a very flattering color on most people.  Pretty much just super pale people.  It's too bright and cheap looking.

Zora - very light pink creme w/ slight shimmer - a bit disappointing for me, it is almost identical to Penelope, though an improvement at least - just a bit less bubblegum, more classy and classic.  Wish it was more opaque.

Etta - peridot green metallic - this was an add-on option.  I like it!  It's a bit thin, but I think it will look interesting layered over other colors too.

Zelda - rose gold metallic - Definitely my favorite out of the set!  Very pretty and vibrant.

Paris - vintage-y large hex glitter, yellow to full-rainbow-spectrum-flash hexes in clear base.  I am really so sick of glitter right now, especially large glitters, but will probably use occasionally for an accent nail.  The color is not quite to my taste, but it definitely evokes the feeling of 1920's chintzy costume jewelry.

I do have to say the packaging on this set was TOO GORGEOUS.  Like I didn't even want to throw it away, or touch it.  Too pretty.

I have only tried out the red lipstick in the two sets, Lady in Red.  Just briefly.  It is a flattering universal red, as Julep advertised.  I seriously just barely feathered it onto my lips with the lightest touch and it is amazingly opaque and bright.  Maybe too much for me.  I lean towards very nude, natural colors (though I like shine and glitter) most times for lipstick.  But I have very few red lipsticks and should try to be more daring some days.  I look forward to trying out the other colors and field testing them against food.

The lipstick did have a unpleasant chemical/plastic taste to it, like they didn't add anything to it to make it more pleasant, but that should discourage me from licking it off.  I guess that does make it more vintage-feeling, since makeup used to be more like that, before it became more common to add candy flavors/scents or mint flavors, etc, to lip products.

I have not yet sampled the lip scrub.  I do kind of wish the packaging was something less easy to contaminate with my fingers, but it is super pretty and retro.  The whole makeup packaging reminds me so much of stuff my mom would have bought in the 80s from expensive makeup counters.

I have not used the Julep mascara either.  I have a lot of mascara right now, so probably won't open it up for awhile.  I would have preferred a brown-black to a jet black.  I don't like jet black mascara or eyeliner, I prefer dark brown.

Julep Coupon Code

Posted by Miss.Anthropic | Posted in | Posted on 6:30 PM

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My manicures have been on hold while I'm moving, but I wanted to mention that you can use the code "FREEMAVEN" to get your first Maven box of Julep Nail Polish for FREE instead of $20.  I've been very happy with the Maven program so far.  You can skip any month where you are not interested in the polish and/or beauty offerings that month and you won't lose your bonus points that you can use for getting free items or a free box or free upgrade.

If you don't mind using me as a referral, please click though this link HERE.  Otherwise just go to Julep.com.

The box for May is really great! http://www.julep.com/collections/jazz-collection.html/  I can't wait to try it out.

It's a "Jazz Age" theme with vintage-type colors, which is what I really like.  I skipped out on the last two boxes because they were not to my taste, but I don't mind because I saved out on not spending the money those two months.  ;)  When I do like the box, it's a good value, and most of the polishes have been of good quality and color.

Hits Zeus & Julep Daphne

Posted by Miss.Anthropic | Posted in , , , , | Posted on 6:00 PM

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Hits Zeus is a high quality black holographic at a low price for a holo ($8).  It's simply gorgeous.  The holographic is high, under light (but pretty nonexistent indoors and not under light).  And it wore like iron.  Had on for a week and it had not even started wearing down at the edges!

Julep Daphne is a green-leaning turquoise cream.  It wore pretty well, but did start chipping after about 4 days.

Both were super easy to remove and didn't stain the nails.



e.l.f. Desert Haze & Hare Bury the Hatchetfish

Posted by Miss.Anthropic | Posted in , , , | Posted on 5:42 PM

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e.l.f. Desert Haze is one of my favorite e.l.f. nail polish shades.  I have found them pretty hit or miss, but I can't complain about the price (approximately $2, though e.l.f.'s website is almost constantly running coupon codes that can cut it down a lot cheaper for a semi-big order).  It's a very flattering neutral nude, almost patent-leather like color.

Unfortunately I cannot say that it ended up being a very good match up with Hare Polish in Bury the Hatchetfish.



They just didn't mesh with each other at all.  Desert Haze is all class and safe choices and formality, while Bury the Hatchetfish is grunge and dressing down.  I like both colors but I won't wear them together again.

e.l.f. Desert Haze was easy to work with, and goes opaque fast.  Hare Bury the Hatchetfish is such a fascinating and unique polish, but it went on kind of lumpy and there is just something "off" about the formula that I couldn't quite put my finger on.  I sort of felt like I wanted the base color to be either just a little lighter or darker (though perhaps then it would not be an accurate representation of a Hatchetfish).  Still, I love the experimentalness of the color.  It definitely makes me think of the deep ocean, fish, and mud.  I will try it again by itself, and maybe use some Glitter Food to see if it lies more smoothly.

Julep Carly, Sinful Colors Love Nails, Nail Pattern Boldness Glitter Food

Posted by Miss.Anthropic | Posted in , , , , | Posted on 4:31 PM

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(note - this actually looks a little more green than the camera is picking up)

1 coat Essie Ridge Filling Base Coat
3 coats Sinful Colors Love Nails 282
2-3 coats Julep Carly on accent nails
1 coat Nail Pattern Boldness Glitter Food
1 coat Sally Hansen Ultimate Shield

Sinful Colors Love Nails is a drugstore budget polish in a transparent dark teal semi-metallic.  Not a great formula, 3-4 coats for opacity, goes on streaky and a little thick (even though it's so see-through).  Considering you can buy Sinful Colors polishes for $2 or less though, I'm happy enough with it.

Julep Carly is a dark teal (leaning more blue than green) glitter polish in an essentially clear base (it may be a bit blue-tinted, but it goes on transparent from what I can tell).  Small and very small hex glitter, medium to high density.  3-4 coats will be mostly opaque, but you may want a base color to make it easier to remove as well.  Formula is pretty good for a dense glitter, but also a little thick.

(closer to actual color, but still just a little more greenish)

Nail Pattern Boldness Glitter Food is a top-coat for smoothing out the appearance of glitter polish.  It can also be poured into bottles of glitter polish that have "gone flat" to make the glitter suspended evenly again.  So far I am finding it effective, it did significantly smooth out the top coat, and may have done even smoother with another coat.

I love aqua colors and Julep Carly is a very bright, seductive color. Super flattering and pretty on anyone.  It's a cheerful, very showy manicure in the sunlight, but I think it really stands out as an evening color.  Fabulous pick for a dressy night out, it looks amazing under artificial light and I personally like it better as a nighttime polish.

Spiked & Rhinestoned Boots - DIY Craft Project

Posted by Miss.Anthropic | Posted in , | Posted on 8:10 PM

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I've been drooling over the Gaga-esque spiked heels by designers like Christian Louboutin and Jeffrey Campbell, but they are very pricey and I can't wear heels, especially not stiletto heels, due to my very high arch feet. (Seriously, shoe designers, would it kill you to make heavily embellished *flats* with spikes, studs, and belts?)  It is also winter.

So when I saw these awesome Ugg knockoffs at aeropostale.com during Christmas sales for only $25 (after I bought them, they went down to $22 at one point, and are now sold out online, though your local store might have some left), I thought they would be great to experiment with.  They are very lightweight, not much more sturdy than slippers, but the fur is soft and luxurious for such a cheap boot.  They will be fine for light walking duty on non-snowy/non-rainy days.  Sorry I don't have a before picture, but here they are.

The finished product:



Supplies:
50 3/8" Black Brass Screwback Spikes
720 faux-Swarovski Black Diamond crystal rhinestones (I did not count, but I think I used about 400-500 total?)
Loctite GO2 Glue (which is crystal clear, though not totally invisible, and claims to be shock, water, and temperature resistant)
cheap metal slant-tip tweezers

I got the spikes and rhinestones off eBay.  The rhinestones are not quite as nice as Swarovski, but are definitely glass and not plastic; and the Black Diamond color was not as dark as I was hoping, but they contrast nicely with the black spikes.  They are a little darker than they look in the photos, they look more dark grey or more clear depending on the angle, and like a diamond, they reflect some colors.  The supplies altogether cost almost as much as the boots.



I used my seam ripper to remove the name tags from the back, as I personally dislike obnoxious branding, and it makes the shoes look cheap.  I chose blacked spikes instead of the more common and cheaper chrome spikes because I think they look more fashionable and less punk.  I also chose pretty short ones, partially because I thought they would hold up to stress better, and partially so I am less likely to be kicked out of places by overzealous security guards.



I tried drilling a hole into the boot first so that I could screw and glue the spikes into the boots, but the screws were much too short to punch through.  These boots have quite thick faux fur both outside and inside the whole boot.  So I did not use the screws and instead just glued them.  I used 15 spikes per front and 10 per heel.  I placed them just based on sight and a mental vision, I didn't measure anything, and then left them for 24 hours to dry.



As you can see, I placed a heavy saturation of rhinestones at the front of the boot, thinning out beyond the spikes.  From the spikes down, I applied the Loctite glue directly onto the suede and then placed the rhinestones onto the river of glue with cheap dollar store tweezers.  For the thinned out rhinestones and the ones at the heel, I made a small puddle of glue onto some throwaway cardboard and then used the tweezers to dip the rhinestones in, then placed them on the shoe.

If you look closely, the glue is visible between the stones and smeared a bit on the stones, but it's nearly invisible from a distance.  I'm picky and I don't find it problematic, but you can take more time to neatly glue them individually if you are worried about people seeing the glue.



So far, it seems like the spikes and rhinestones are stuck on there quite tightly.  I will update later with a "field report".

I am also thinking of adding a decorative belt around the leg if I find one that's suitable.  I couldn't find anything I liked in my discard stash.


Suggested improvements for people with more money -
if you're not worried about getting kicked out of places, vary larger and smaller spike sizes
use real Swarovski, possibly with Crystal Cosmojet instead, or a mix of grey and black colors, and possibly with varying sizes

Got less money? -
use plastic jet black rhinestones
use chrome spikes

Julep Hailee, Julep Matte Top Coat, & Color Club What a Drag

Posted by Miss.Anthropic | Posted in , , , , | Posted on 1:15 PM

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1 coat Essie Ridge Filling Base Coat, only on accent fingers
2 coats Julep Hailee OR Color Club What a Drag (accent)
1 coat Julep Matte Top Coat




These are both dense colors and almost good with one coat, but I would go with 2 or 3.

Julep Hailee is a matte polish, dark frosty olive green.  I don't totally like Julep's matte formula.  It dries very quickly, but it shows flaws easily.  I actually did a manicure with it before, but it wasn't playing well with either my base coat or glossy top coat and turned gummy, melty and wouldn't dry, I had to remove it the next day.

Color Club What a Drag is a very shiny light silver foil.  With a matte top coat, it is still shiny but notably toned down, like aluminum foil with a coating.

I took the pic above about 2 days in.  As you can see, Julep Hailee, even with the Julep Matte top coat, has terrible staying power.  My right (dominant) hand looks much worse.  Big chunks flaking off within short order.  Since I use my hands a lot, I expect to get some light wear off the tips within a few days, but I've had very few polishes flake off from the middle like this.  Not good quality at all.

I guess I will just use this polish for one day use in the future, unless I obtain a matte top coat with much better staying power.  The problem lies with the polish though - neither one of my silver nails have flaked.

New Year's Nails - Julep Vivien & Julep Harper

Posted by Miss.Anthropic | Posted in , , , | Posted on 4:55 AM

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1 coat Essie Ridge Filling Base Coat
1 coat Sally Hansen Ultimate Shield as base coat
3-4 coats Julep Vivien, OR Julep Harper as accent nails
2 coats SH Ultimate Shield as top coat

Julep Vivien is a champagne gold superfine glitter with medium gold hex glitter chunks, medium density.  Even 4 coats did not achieve 100% opacity, maybe about 90% opacity.  I usually don't care for gold polishes, but this is a very flattering color.  A little classy.

Only annoying thing was the hex glitters wanted to clump on my nails, and go onto the edges instead of the middle, impossible to spread around evenly.  I have a love/hate thing with glitters, but they are super popular this season.

Julep Harper I was actually a bit dubious about when I saw the bottle at first, but I actually really like it.  It's like Julep Portia turned way the hell up - a dense glitter mix of mostly medium aqua, a bit of light gold and bright cobalt, in a aqua jelly base.  Opaque with 3-4 coats.  Definitely "mermaid nails".  A lovely color.  It is bright, yet milky.  This might be fun to try as a matte next time.  It ate up my top coat, as glitters tend to, more than Vivien, but definitely do multiple top coats on both.

Even with all these extra base and top coats, this one is peeling off faster than usual for me, these pics are about 4 days in and I'm probably taking it off tomorrow before I start picking at it and ruin my nails.  Usually SH Ultimate Shield will let me wear a manicure for 7+ days (sometimes over 10 if I don't use my hands much), which is why I use it even though it takes FOREVER to dry compared to other top coats.










Update - WOW Julep Vivien is the hardest glitter I've ever had to remove.  I finally had to resort to soaking in pure acetone for a minute or two!  And that stuff is not supposed to be used on natural nails.  It is very very drying.  My poor nails.  I hope it goes smoother next time if I use just one or two coats over several coats of a base color.  Ugh.  That reminds me why I don't buy many large glitters.

Christmas - Julep & Serum No. 5 Forest Lights (backlog)

Posted by Miss.Anthropic | Posted in , , , | Posted on 4:23 AM

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Dec 2012.  This is another manicure my camera did not want to photograph.

A nice simple Christmas season manicure.  Base of Julep Diane, a glossy dark Christmas green, most nails coated further by Serum No. 5 Love Lacquer Forest Lights, a multi-size transparent glitter with sparse big chunky green glitter, small green and white glitters, superfine gold glitter and even finer dark sage green dust base.




Color Club Revvvolution & Kleancolor Chunky Holo Black (backlog)

Posted by Miss.Anthropic | Posted in , , , , | Posted on 3:36 AM

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10/24/2012   Base color is Color Club Revvvolution, which is a black (or dark grey if you prefer) holo, with one coat of Kleancolor Chunky Holo Black on top.

Indoors, the glitter is quite visible (while you cannot really see the holographic-ness), but in direct sunlight, to my surprise, it completely disappears and all you can see is holo.





Apocalyptic Nails - Kleancolor Metallic Green, Kleancolor Chunky Holo, and Cherimoya 2012 Crucify (backlog)

Posted by Miss.Anthropic | Posted in , , , , | Posted on 3:21 AM

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09/24/2012  Kleancolor Metallic Green, the base color seen here, may be my favorite nail polish so far.  Pictures cannot convey the sheer intensity and glow of this awesomely apocalyptic color.  I adore it immensely.


 Thumb and pointer are additionally coated with Kleancolor Chunky Holo Black.  Chunky Holo Black is a chunky glitter that color changes from orange to bright green (that blends in very nicely with Metallic Green), in charcoal jelly base that actually comes on pretty clear.  I haven't used it by itself though, so it might manifest color if you just painted on a lot of layers of this polish by itself.  It's not super dense, so you would likely need a LOT of layers for opacity.

Pointer is also coated with Cherimoya 2012 Crucify, which is a matte emerald-green crackle polish.  Issue with this last one, however - I just went to check on the bottle (01/03/2013) and have found it completely dried up into a lump inside the bottle even though it is closed tightly and does not appear to have any cracks in the bottle.  This is unfortunate since I only used this polish twice - once to swatch and once on this manicure.  It is a budget brand, but not so cheap as to be okay for just one use.  The other 4 bottles of 2012 I own appear to be okay, but now I'm worried.  I will be sure to report on how things go with those other bottles.  I am really irritated, both by the potential huge waste of money, and because that brand has a lot of unique crackle colors.


Steampunk Nails (backlog)

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Steampunk Nail Experiment 9/12/2012.  Sorry about the blurryness, the camera did not like taking these images no matter what I tried.

This is my first try with nail brushes.  Did not turn out too great, I'm not much of an artist, but it was fun to try.  Base was Ulta Salon Formula Chocolate Kiss.  Hand painting was Julep Rachel (which blended in maybe too much) and Konad Special Polish Light Bronze.  Nail decals were a "steampunk" butterfly set off eBay that didn't look anything like what was advertised and is not recommended, and the silver ones are from here and I like them.  Easy to use and looked good.



Close-ups of the nails that turned out better -










 Bonus - Steampunk Nail Experiment #2.  10/07/2012

I'm having trouble remembering exactly what I used here *headdesk*, I'm almost positive the base was Julep Rachel, with accent nail that was silver (not sure which), the silver accent water decals listed above, and a few touches of Serum No. 5 Love Lacquer Forest Lights (find here).  The Forest Lights was quite good on the brown.


Halloween: Models Own Purple Blue Beetle Juice & Joico Hair Color Update (backlog)

Posted by Miss.Anthropic | Posted in , , , , , | Posted on 12:41 AM

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Sorry I haven't posted in a few months.  I've been making photos but not actually posting, so I'm going to do some quick-and-dirty catch-up posts.

These pics are from Halloween 2012, I dyed my hair just in time for my demon costume.


Hair: mixed 1 tube Joico Vero K-Pak 4FV Wild Orchid, 1/2 tube Joico VeroColor Violet Intensifier (yes that is more than the box says is okay to use, so make your own judgment call if you try it out yourself), 10% tube of Joico Vero K-Pak RRV Really Red-Violet.  It came out pretty awesome, really beautiful red-violet.  Loved it!  The Joico intensifier line really adds to the color.  Though I am going to try a slightly different mix next time (soon), more blue emphasis.  Did not last long at all though, maybe 5 weeks?  But I take very hot showers like you're not supposed to do...
Just a warning, the violet intensifier is super mega extra staining on your bathtub.  Way more than usual.  Prepare for the possibility of having to bleach out your tub later.

 Nails are Models Own Purple Blue Beetle Juice.  Metallic colorshifts from a cool purple, blue, dark red, & chocolate brown depending on the light and angle.  Sunlight seemed to bring out more red and brown, and more purple and blue indoors.